If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
so how do i relationship
true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing
Marriage is not about religion.
Marriage is not about procreation.
The infertile marry.
Marriage is not about finance.
It can weave poverty.
Marriage is about love.
And that’s beautiful.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective