koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong


coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.


gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2


nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)


“mozzarella firefox” — my mom (via dutchster)


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juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘


booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you



「触れたら壊れてしまいそうで

触れなきゃ崩れてしまいそうな
だけどそれでも僕は手を伸ばすよ
壊れても拾い集めるよ いいだろ」

"If I touch you, you would break
If I don’t touch you, you would collapse
Still, I reach for you
If you break, I’ll gather you”


                        ー RADWIMPS / ブレス


instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on



stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.


oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES